Sick Cycle Wednesday – The Christmas Chopper

American Chopper on the Discovery Channel has been around for going on 10 years. For those not familiar, it is a reality TV show featuring the antics of the family owned custom motorcycle company Orange County Choppers (from Orange County NY, not California). What they lack in family functionality they more than make up for in some fantastic custom sleds. Many of their bikes are themed and some will be showcased on Wednesdays in the future. Some  are, what I consider, works of art.

However, not all of them are, but in the spirit of the holiday season the Sick Cycle for this Wednesday is the Christmas Chopper. To put it candidly it’s one of the ugliest specimens of motorcycle that I have ever laid eyes on

Given the choice I’d rather ride a pink tricycle in a bunny suit than ride this monstrosity. But hey, it’s OCC they could put a steaming pile of donkey poop on a two-wheeled frame and most people would think its full of the awesome.