Tag Archives: Sex
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Keeping dry the torches of evil passions: children and sexual purity
I lost my virginity at nineteen. By modern standards that’s disturbingly puritanical. It’s even more alarming when one considers that my sexual education was a fifteen-minute film during the 7th grade featuring animated penises and a cartoon vagina. This speedy entrance is nothing I’m overly ashamed of though I don’t shout it from the church [...]
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Closed hearts Open beds
I knew the Queen was extraordinary when I didn’t want to sleep with her. As those first days turned into weeks and then months my compulsion to bed her was overridden by a desire to know her despite the urges that continued cascading through my nether regions. Unsurprisingly, I haven’t always been such the honorable [...]
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Why men shouldn’t have sex until they’re 25
The first time I saw a porn magazine I was about 10 years old. My family lived on a farm that made Little House on the Prairie seem like Broadway. After driving five miles of dirt roads through the backwoods of Deliverance our driveway was another half mile. The Branch Dividians looked at buying our [...]
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Sleeping single in a double bed. A sign your relationship is in serious trouble.
When couples stop sleeping in the same bed together is a sign that things are not going well in a relationship. Couples that don’t sleep together don’t usually stay together.
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Congratulations! Your daughter looks like a stripper.
What should have been a spotlight on the talent of some very special little girls turns into a debate about when is it “to far”?
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The Marilyn Monroe quote women shouldn’t quote.
“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” Marilyn Monroe I immensely detest this quote for two main reasons. First, it’s repeated often, primarily by [...]
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